the fucking retards

the fucking retards

"You looked irritated," Judas, the bag of chips, observed.

So, I get to the school to drop the kid off, and they decided because of the snow to not have parents drive down the hill to come around to the door.  so they have me let the kid out in front of the school.  Now, I understand that because of the snow, people may get stuck trying to slowly get up the little hill, but they hadn't really thought it out so well.  In fact, what happened was that they drastically shortened the path for the line that now spread out both ways into the main road.  Only, they were trying to get all the buses in too, and this made all traffic get stuck.  So there I was, wanting to turn out of the school and into the line that was waiting to get into the school, while a long line was waiting to get from the other direction.  Only no one else could get in unless the line moved behind me, but they couldn't move until I did... and I couldn't move because I was waiting to exit by turning into the line of traffic that was waiting to get in... and they couldn't move because the line had stopped because I needed to move so that....  you get it?

"And these people directing the traffic," Judas, the bag of chips, speculated, "They're the teachers who teach your children?"

I nodded and sighed.

Fuck