the adventure begins? um, okay...
The rain was intense for a while as we looked at the wet world through the living room window. The plastic that covered the windows to keep the heat in through the winter was finally removed, and the world looked fresh and focused for the first time in months.Judas, the bag of chips, sighed.
"What's on your mind?" I asked him as I could see that his sigh was part of the deep expression on his face.
Judas, the bag of chips, looked at me with the saddest look I've ever seen a bag of salt n' vinegar chips make. "I think I feel... un-whole. You know? I've felt it for some time, but it's been really driving at me these past few days."
"Maybe it's the rain," I suggested.
Judas, the bag of chips, only shook his head. "I think I need to look for the thing that will make me whole again."
"What's that?" I said. "Your cock?"
"Yes," Judas, the bag of chips, lamented. "I need my cock."
"Just curious, but how are you going to go about finding your cock?" I wondered.
Judas, the bag of chips, shrugged. "Biel-Nar said he would come with me and help me. I don't know where it will be, but I have to try to find it."
I nodded and left him alone as I went to make dinner. I suddenly worried just slightly that I wouldn't see him again. But what could I do? I couldn't stop him. He needs to go. I have to let him go.
fuck
Let him go, man...he's a bag of chips....
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