Ah, It's crucify the christ day!

Ah, It's crucify the christ day!

Liz looked into her coffee as she let the cream swirl on it's own. "You know, my parents were Catholic," she said.  "They had me going  to that church all the time.  Not only did they think my life was a pile of sin, but the Catholics have all these rules and shit.  Man, that shit sucked."

"You know," Judas, the bag of chips, started, "Jesus never wanted people to be like this.  People really have fucked it up over the years.  It was all a big game of 'one up ya!'  It started with, 'hey, I can sit and pray once a week for my soul,' and then it was 'yeah, well I can do that, and not eat steak on friday."  Next thing you know, people are fasting for a month, putting ashes on their heads and bringing home palms...  what the fuck ever happened to having a good time?"

"I know what you mean," Biel-Nar agreed.  "You were there with him, right Judas?"

Judas, the bag of chips, nodded.  "Up to the end."

"Hey," Biel-Nar said with a big grin.  "You know what those letters above Jesus mean.  You know, the ones on the Catholic Crusifix?"

"No, what?" Liz asked.

"I.N.R.I?" Judas, the bag of chips asked.  "No, what?"

"I'm Nailed Right In!," Biel-Nar answered with a loud guffaw.

Liz and Judas, the bag of chips, burst out in laughter as the rest of the people in the diner glared at them.  Liz stopped laughing, wiped the tears from her eyes and sighed.  "We should pay the check and try to find somewhere to sleep tonight."