keep on moving.. on and um.. yup

keep on moving.. on and um.. yup

Another diner.  Another morning in a new place.  Eaton, Ohio.  Liz looked at the map she had printed from map quest, and she sighed.  "This is going to be a long trip, huh?"

"Where are we now," Judas, the bag of chips, wondered.  "I mean, on the map."

"Here," Liz said as she pointed to a little town surrounded by miles of farmland.  "You know, tomorrow's Easter.  We should do something."

"Like what?" Biel-Nar asked as he stirred the sugar into his sixth cup of coffee.

"We should paint easter eggs!" Liz said. 

"And how will we do that?" Judas, the bag of chips, asked.  "We don't have a way to cook them, much less color them."

"Right," Liz agreed sadly.  "Maybe we could just eat a lot of chocolate."

"I'm in for that," Biel-Nar said. 

Judas, the bag of chips, nodded. 

"So, there was this one time," Judas said after emptying his coffee cup.  "Jesus and Moses were just hanging around a lake in heaven, they got to talking about the past days of glory.  You know, when they were still writing the bible.  They started talking about miracles when Jesus asked Moses, 'You think you could still part the waters like you did to the red sea?'   Moses was like, 'piece of cake.'  So, he goes up to the lake, and after a little bit of concentration, the water moves.  The lake split in two, and a path was made in the muddy lake bottom.  Moses lets it all go back, and then walks back to rejoin Jesus.

"They sit there for a little and then Moses said to his friend, 'Remember that walking on water shit?'  Jesus smiled and said, 'Oh, that was easy.'  So Jesus gets up and goes to the lake.  He takes about three steps on the water and begins to sink slowly.  He walks back to Moses with his head low, and Moses said, 'It's just not the same with those holes in your feet, huh?'"