Another Day that Blows

Another Day that Blows

So, the wind almost blew me off the fucking road.  I wish it could have just blown me.  yeah, that would have been nice.

Jesus, the sandwich, said that's a fucking preposterous idea. 

Judas, the bag of chips, just glared at me until I ate Jesus, the sandwich.  Then, he said, "Why do you listen to that fucker?"

I shrugged.  "Why not," I said.

"He's a fucking liar," Judas, the bag of chips, said.  "He's all about his plan, and he don't give a shit about what you may fucking want or need."

I just ignored him for a while.  He finally calmed down and wanted to watch a movie.  So, there he sits, Judas, the bag of chips, watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  He's a lot like me in that he laughs at every fucking part.  I wonder if he gets aroused whenever Jessica is on the screen?

fuck