The fucking "Elder" fuckers
Jesus, the sandwich, and I were about to enjoy a little Bill Cosby
when there was a knock at the door.
"Don't move," Jesus, the sandwich, whispered firmly. "Just stay perfectly still until they go away."
I asked what he was talking about. Who was at the door?
"Them," Jesus, the sandwich, spat. "The most vile, disgusting creatures that ever walked the streets. They have souls filled with rotting shit. Their mouths spew putrid poison. Their minds are made up of rotting vomit. They are the Mormons, and they must be avoided at all cost!"
"Don't move," Jesus, the sandwich, whispered firmly. "Just stay perfectly still until they go away."
I asked what he was talking about. Who was at the door?
"Them," Jesus, the sandwich, spat. "The most vile, disgusting creatures that ever walked the streets. They have souls filled with rotting shit. Their mouths spew putrid poison. Their minds are made up of rotting vomit. They are the Mormons, and they must be avoided at all cost!"
"Ugh!" Judas, the bag of chips, blurted. "The
Mormons are the most awful, disgusting examples of rot! They've
destroyed the entire state of Utah, and they plan on world
domination. Their slug like 'elders' prowl the streets for weak
minded fools to turn into maggot filled zombie soldiers."
I couldn't believe they were agreeing on something.
"Some things," Jesus, the sandwich, explained, "require that all things less evil unite to destroy the most vile thing. Then, once their common enemy is destroyed, then their own battle can be fought."
"Like in The Hobbit," Judas, the bag of chips, said.
I understood.
fuck
I couldn't believe they were agreeing on something.
"Some things," Jesus, the sandwich, explained, "require that all things less evil unite to destroy the most vile thing. Then, once their common enemy is destroyed, then their own battle can be fought."
"Like in The Hobbit," Judas, the bag of chips, said.
I understood.
fuck
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