Shit... look a alike
"So, the first night with the new baby, huh?" Judas, the bag of chips, asked."Yeah," I said. It really wasn't too bad aside from the fact that it's all about little naps for about an hour and a half or so.
"I never had children," Judas, the bag of chips, explained. "Wanted to, but I was hung before I could. Lesson learned? Don't help to kill a guy who people think is god."
"Not a good idea, huh?" I said.
Judas, the bag of chips, sighed. "Nope. And now I'm a bag of fucking chips. I have no cock, I have no life. I just sit here and wait for you to talk to me."
"Why a bag of chips?" I wondered.
"Eh, it's better than the last time," Judas, the bag of chips, said. "It's sucked being a quesadilla."
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