Calling it by what it wants
So I was watching this porno on the computer called "her first time eight," when I heard Judas, the bag of chips, crying. So I went over and asked him what's wrong."I was thinking about how much I miss my cock," Judas, the bag of chips, explained. "See, Jesus (the sandwich), has no problem with not having his cock any more since he never really used it but to piss. Since he don't piss any more, he don't miss it. But I miss mine. Oh, the fine ass young women I used to fuck. Man, would I give anything to get inside the soft, tender folds of a cunt. Man, I miss the vagina. I miss shoving my hard fucking cock deep into her. You know, I used to be hung like a fucking rabbit."
I was confused about the analogy, so I inquired further.
"The rabbit has a huge cock for it's relative size," Judas, the bag of chips, explained. "I mean, it may only be about two and half inches on your little floppy eared bunny, but when his whole body is only about twelve inches long, that ends up to be a big fucking cock on the creature."
I said that I had never thought about it, and then realized quickly that I wasn't so fucking happy about thinking about it just then.
"You should find me a whore that I can fuck?" Judas, the bag of chips, said. "You should. I would be so happy!"
Well, needless to say, I no longer wanted to watch the porno, so I turned it off to check my email. Any one know someone who would like to fuck Judas, the bag of chips?
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"Her First Time Eight"....like the eighth in a series? Or her first time with eight? I, apparently, can accept Jesus as a Sandwich and Judas as a bag of Chips...but, have trouble deciphering a freakin' porno title!............and, I'm afraid to Google it.......
ReplyDeleteit would be "Her first time, part 8"
ReplyDeletethough I think I just randomly thought of the title, it's probably been used a dozen times.