Jesus, the sandwich, the sermon

Jesus, the sandwich, the sermon

And, lo, I sat there with Jesus, the sandwich, in my lap as I fucking could not wait to masticate.  There he spoke to me.

"Behold my plan," Jesus, the sandwich, said unto me.  "It's time to begin the great planting!  Go forth and buy jalapeno pepper seeds and roma tomato seeds for the great planting.  Begin by finding a sunny location within your home and place the seeds in the small starter pots.  Plant the seeds only half an inch beneath the well moistened soil.  And wait for the Germination of the great planting.  Plant about three or four of each, you know.  It'll make some kick ass salsa.  SALSA FOR THE NACHOS OF PROPHECY!"

Then, Jesus, the sandwich, had said all he was to say and I salivated profusely as I took Jesus, the sandwich, deep into my mouth.  Oh, I think I got a little on my chin.

Fuck