fucking balls

fucking balls

I was sitting here, watching this movie that I thought was going to be funny, but turned out to be not so funny because the guy who wrote it spent too many years writing jokes about home videos.  The jokes were kinda old... but Judas, the bag of chips, fucking laughed so hard!

Jesus, the sandwich, said that Judas, the bag of chips, has little in the way of humor of his own, so he laughs at anything that may be funny just to be sure that he didn't seem like he missed out on the joke.

"Fuck you, you self righteous shit fucker!" Judas, the bag of chips shouted.  "Who made you the fucking god of humor?"

"I did," Jesus, the sandwich, boasted. 

I told them both to knock it off and turned on the Powerpuff Girls.  There's something kick ass about those cute little, fingerless girls. 

Jesus, the sandwich, wanted to look at the plants that I had planted.  "Soon," he laughed.  "Soon they will germinate, and they will grow, and with my help, they will be the most powerful plants in the town!"

I wondered about the plants.  Or, I should say, I wondered what Jesus, the sandwich, wanted with the plants.  I know he said something about salsa, but that laugh almost seemed evil.

But even with that laugh, Jesus, the sandwich, didn't taste evil.  MMM... I love the delicious goodness of Jesus.  The sandwich.  I really wanted some chips, but Judas, the bag of chips, scowled at me as though he knew what I was thinking.  I shrugged and ate some pretzels instead.

fuck