Jesus, the sandwich: GOD!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

GOD!

I fucking found God, through his son, Jesus Christ, and I fucking can't fucking believe how my life has fucking changed. I swear to fucking god, it was fucking awesome. He was in a sandwich from Sheetz, and he was so fucking delicious that I'm going back to fucking Sheetz for that sandwich every fucking day for the rest of my fucking life!

I bet you wanna fucking know what fucking sandwich Jesus is in, huh? Fuck you, he's my fucking God, get your own!

Fuck

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I'm the Short One.January 5, 2012 at 6:04 PM
Oh, Lord....what have I just agreed to follow!?! That's a rhetorical question....I've agreed to follow Jesus, the sandwich...I'm going to hell....
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Welcome to my "not google ads approved" blog.

I started this blog to re-post an old story from a blog once on Myspace. It's been pretty popular, and I added ads to try to make a few cents revenue for my work. Sadly, I have been asked to remove certain material that may be considered offensive.

I have always been a believer of free speech and I feel that when I write something, to make it more "family friendly" just to make a little scratch now and again just seems like I'm giving up on what I originally created. So, I have removed the ads from this blog.

Since I have little other options for ad revenue, I will place my own ad here! Above this is an ad for my books on Amazon.com. So instead of clicking on some random add, have a go at clicking to actually support the author 100%!

Thank you!

-S.J. Moyer